Missy Jubilee 198 PSYCHO 2
Missy Jubilee 198 PSYCHO

by producer Alan Rogers in London

Psycho

This an interesting film.

It feels like a film that has intentionally opened the side gate and gone round the back of the house. It has silently opened the back door, kicking off its shoes. It has sneaked around in the kitchen for a while, looking for a useful implement, then (misunderstanding the brief) has mistakenly chosen a spoon, before making its way to the stairs and your bedroom, where it has threatened you with what is essentially a tool for eating soup.

It is (perhaps) a film about making a film about making a film. And maybe also about why you would.

Life is a journey. That much is fact. The rest we make up as we go along. 

I do think your series did start out as sexual confessions. I remember distinctly wondering (about 5 or 6 films in) why the confessions were left unfinished, and that when leaving the theatre (metaphorically I mean…perhaps closing the laptop would be a better analogy) I always had more questions than answers.

The thorny ladder you have chosen to climb has been tough. You have interspersed sexual confessions with themed cultural references. There is always humour. Some of the humour I do not get. That is probably because I am British, and we famously have no sense of humour whatsoever.

I understand Belinda’s concern over your self-hate themes. Angst and Anxiety that sometimes float up through casserole (this is where the spoon comes in handy by the way).

But I also see the cathartics of blending what you love (clearly music and film) into a kaleidoscopic confessional box.

PLEASE STAND BY

MY NAME IS …SLUT

I have recently been adding italics showing what is also going on in the film. This has gone unnoticed and is perhaps not part of what I was signed up for. I am after all only here to examine the script, right? 

So this one concentrates only on the script. Fair warning. Of course, this means that sometimes your  written words (which are echoing spoken words) are perhaps a little contextually lost. But I will do my best.

NO-ONE KNOWS

WHAT THEY ARE TRULY CAPABLE OF

Is that an optimistic or pessimistic standpoint?

NO AMOUNT OF THERAPY

CAN REPLACE THE JOY OF REVENGE

I was going to say Schadenfreude but that is different to revenge. 

Inigo Montoya: I have been in the revenge business so long . Now that it’s over I do not know what to do with the rest of my life.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE TAKE HOME MESSAGE OF HORROR MOVIES IS?

DON’T FUCK WITH CRAZY PEOPLE

THEY DON’T READ THE APPROVED SCRIPT

The hardest watch is always the ones where you become emotionally attached to the victim.

MISSY JUBILEE

THE FUTURE SEX LOVE ART PROJEKT

THIS IS NEITHER AN ACCUSATION

NOR A CONFESSION

IT IS AN AWARENESS OF LURKING EVIL

The terms ‘unspeakable violence’, or ‘unprovoked and unjust evil’ crop up all the time these days. You scarcely have to switch on the news without someone butchering another human being for no real reason. The acts we have living in our brains are disgusting. But the urge to carry them out also disgusts us. Those that do, generally have a defect within them that bypasses this disgust. I do not think it is self-hate. It seems more open than that, it feels like a lack of conscience.

THE TRUTH

CAN TEAR YOU APART

The truth is the only thing that holds us together.

TITLES

I CAN

Yep. See what I mean about answering the spoken word?

I AM FASCINATED BY ONE VERY DISTURBING FILM

BASED ON THE HORRIFIC TRUE EVENTS

DAHMER

MONSTER: THE JEFFREY DAHMER STORY

I have no desire to see this film.

THE MOST BASIC QUESTION ABOUT JEFFREY DAHMER IS

WHY DID HE KILL & EAT 17 YOUNG MEN?

He was an ill person. He needed help. He didn’t get any. Society probably failed to spot the warnings. (I am guessing here though, I don’t really know).

DAHMER HAD AN UNHAPPY CHILDHOOD

WHEN HE WAS 14, HIS REVENGE FANTASIES STARTED

THEY WERE FANTASIES OF TOTAL DOMINATION

AND COMPLETE CONTROL

HE SAID HE DIDN’T HATE THE MEN HE KILLED

HE JUST WANTED THEM TO NEVER LEAVE HIM

DAHMER SUFFERED FROM EXTREME ATTACHMENT DISORDER

BECAUSE SOMEONE REJECTED HIM

HE WAS NEVER GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN

AND HE HAD A VERY SIMPLE SOLUTION

Not simple. Just very very sad.

I ALSO HAVE A SIMPLE SOLUTION FOR REJECTION

BUT MINE INVOLVES PLANES, TRAINS AND BIKES

TOO YOUNG

TOO WILD

TO KNOW BETTER

Oh. Those were the days.

SHES’S SO DISGUSTING

JE SUIS SLUT

Not so much in this film she isn’t.

WHY DID YOU KILL ME?

ALL REVENGE SERVES A PURPOSE

MAKE ART NOT PORN

This line seems like you threw it in there to see if we were concentrating.

IN MY CASE, MAKE MORE FILMS IS THE MOST RATIONAL REVENGE

BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE HATE THAT I KEEP MAKING THEM

SO HERE’S ANOTHER ONE

You make films as revenge against those who do not want you to make films? Surely that is a circular argument?

PART ONE: PLANES

MEANWHILE IN HOLLYWOOD

THE OFFICES OF THE FUCK CORPORATION

SINCE STARTING THIS PROJECT IN 2013

I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED BY EVERY BIG TECH COMPANY

I have no idea what this means. I guess you are talking about video sharing platforms, and that those platforms are owned by every big tech company. Not sure. 

I did see something the other day about how every company in the world is owned by Blackrock and Vanguard, that these two companies are in turn owned by the wealthiest people in the world, which consist of only a few hundred people. That this means; in effect that every company in the world is owned by those few hundred people.

Not sure if that is true though. Seems plausible.

AND I FANTASISE ABOUT THEIR DEMISE

BECAUSE OF THEIR ARROGANCE

BECAUSE OF THEIR JUDGEMENT

BECAUSE OF THEIR DISMISSIVENESS

EAT ME. LIKE JEFFREY DAHMER

WHO AM I?

A PISSED OFF DRIFTER WITH NOTHING TO LOSE

SO I FANTASISE ABOUT MY REVENGE

BECAUSE THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND ME

AND WHAT I’M TRYING TO DO

Now I do think that for the last year or so, most of your films at some point reference how pissed off you are at the idiots trying to stop your project.

I really think you give them far too much air time personally.

EVERY NIGHT YOU LEAVE YOUR OFFICE

YOU’VE GOT A TARGET ON YOUR BACK

AND I CAN SEE THAT TARGET FROM 5,000 FEET

JUST LIKE JEFFREY DAHMER

I HAVE VIOLENT REVENGE FANTASIES

BUT MINE INVOLVE TECH COMPANIES

HAVE A NICE DAY MOTHERFUCKERS

BUT I DON’T ACT ON THOSE FANTASIES

Thank god. You have a conscience.

LIKE DAHMER

I COULD HAVE PROCESSED THIS REJECTION

VERY NEGATIVELY

BUT I EXORCISED THIS REJECTION DIFFERENTLY 

I CHOSE TRAINS

INSTEAD OF CANNIBALISM

Big fan of trains.

WHEN YOU MASTER HONESTY

YOU CAN PENETRATE YOUR TRUTH

VERY DEEPLY

YOU BEGIN TO SEE YOURSELF 

AS YOU ARE

WITHOUT DELUSION

This. This is what I believe in.

MORE TITLES

THE SIMPLICITY OF A TRAIN JOURNEY IS ENLIGHTENING

MOVE FORWARD IN ONE DIRECTION

STOP OCCASIONALLY AT PLACES YOU’VE NEVER BEEN

THEN REACH YOUR DESTINATION AND DISEMBARK

Um. Well you might stop somewhere you have been. But I get your point.

PART TWO: TRAINS

BELINDA TOBIN IS THE SERIES EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THIS PROJECT

AFTER MY FILM K.U,N.T WAS RELEASED

BELINDA SENT ME AN E-MAIL

SHE SAID SOMETHING VERY SIMPLE

BUT IT CONFOUNDED ME FOR WEEKS

WHAT SHE WROTE WAS…

I HAVE NOTICED A THEME DEVELOPING IN YOUR FILMS

AND IT COULD BE BEST DESCRIBED AS

SELF-HATE VERGING ON ZEALOTRY

Fanatical self-hate? I am not sure I have witnessed it personally. I do think you are occasionally very hard on yourself. You are self deprecating (you probably have British ancestry).

I HAVE DONE A LOT OF THINKING ABOUT THAT

BECAUSE BELINDA WAS RIGHT

BUT MAYBE NOT FOR THE REASONS THAT SEEM OBVIOUS

BELINDA’S STATEMENT FORCED ME TO THINK

ABOUT THE BASIC PREMISE OF MY FILMS

AS A CONCEPTUALISATION OF MYSELF

AND MY FIRST INSTINCTIVE MOTIVATIONS

FOR TAKING ON SUCH A PROJECT

The project has waxed and waned. The style has evolved but is still cut from the same pattern as the early films. The subjects have varied. Some are introspective. Some are a rage at the world. Some are observances, views from wherever you were standing at the time.

Some are easy to swallow. Some make us choke.

IT’S NOT EVERY DAY

THAT SOMEONE GETS OUT OF BED AND THINKS

TODAY I’M GOING TO START MAKING 250 FILMS

ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP I AM

AND THAT IS GOING TO CONSUME ME

FOR THE NEXT 15 YEARS

I remember your initial target of 5 years. All over by 2018. Not that I ever thought that possible. Your films were far too polished for that level of output to be sustainable.

YOU WOULD THINK

THAT THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE SOME PRETTY GOOD REASONS FOR

THINKING IT

CONSIDERING DOING IT

ACTUALLY DOING IT

VERSUS GOING BACK TO BED UNTIL THE THOUGHT PAST

The reason for your films was (I thought) initially a confessional. They sometimes divert into documentary territory. No problem with that. We all love to be educated.

‘SOME OF YOUR FILMS VERGE ON ZEALOUS SELF-HATE’

THAT STATEMENT ECHOED IN MY CONSCIOUSNESS

BECAUSE OF ITS DAHMERESQUE CONNOTATIONS

BUT WHAT BELINDA SAW WAS SELF-HATE

IS ME THROWING BAGGAGE OUT THE WINDOW

OF A MOVING TRAIN

I like the imagery of this. I was thought to visualise my past errors as balloons to tie to the back of my chair and ignore. 

Visualising them as baggage to be thrown from a moving train sounds much more fun.

THAT BAGGAGE LANDS IN THE BARREN LANDSCAPE OF FILM

AND IT IS LET LOOSE TO ROAM ETERNALLY IN THE BADLANDS

AND THAT BAGGAGE LIVES FOREVER

IMMORTALISED AS FILMS

BUT STRIPPED OF ITS POWER OVER ME

WHEN I GET OFF THE TRAIN

I WONT HAVE ANY BAGGAGE TO COLLECT

AND I’LL BE ABLE TO GET AHEAD OF ALL THE OTHER PASSENGERS

WHO HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEIR BAGGAGE TO BE UNLOADED

Yes. I think you might have taken this analogy a bit far there.

SO I’LL BE FIRST IN LINE AT THE TAXI RANK

BELINDA: WHAT DOES THE TAXI RANK REPRESENT?

ME: THAT’S WHERE YOU CATCH TAXI’S

BELINDA: OH, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DEEPER THAN THAT

ME: NO, JUST TAXI’S

BELINDA: SO THESE 250 FILMS ARE ABOUT TRAINS & BAGGAGE

ME: MORE OR LESS. MAYBE NOT ALWAYS IN THAT ORDER

BELINDA: I’M GLAD WE’VE SORTED THAT OUT

ME: YES, I FEEL LIGHTER NOW THAT I UNDERSTAND MY FILMS

BELINDA: SO. A QUESTION. JEFFREY DAHMER? WHY?

WHEN I LOOK AT JEFFREY DAHMER THROUGH A VULNERABILITY LENS

This conversation turns the analogy quite neatly back onto track.

IN A STRANGE WAY I RELATE TO HIM

HE WAS IGNORED BY HIS PARENTS WHEN HE WAS YOUNG

MAYBE HE FEARED

NOT BEING WORTHY OF BEING NOTICED

NOT BEING WORTHY OF BEING LOVED

NOT BEING WORTHY OF BELONGING

THESE SLIGHTS CAN BECOME INCURABLE WOUNDS

DAHMER BECAME AN EXTREME MANIFESTATION

OF THE DARK REVENGE FANTASIES THAT DEVELOP

WHEN YOU FEEL YOU DON’T FIT IN

MAYBE HE ALSO SUFFERED FROM

SELF-HATE VERGING ON ZEALOTRY

There are sick and twisted people out there. He was one. You are not. I believe.

SOMEONE ONCE ASKED ME 

‘WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE HARD ROAD?’

MY FIRST  THOUGHT WAS

‘WHY DO YOU ASSUME I SEE TWO ROADS?’

Good answer. 

MAKING TRUTHFUL ART ABOUT SEX

WHILE FIGHTING

TO NOT BE CLASSIFIED AS PORN

IS HARD

The direction of society is slow, but the breakdown of taboo’s has to be counted as one of its unspoken targets. Artists (such as yourself) continue to push boundaries. It is a war I can get behind.

MAYBE NOT ARAB/ISRAELI PEACE AGREEMENT HARD

MABE A FEW NOTCHES BELOW THAT

Too much for me.

WHEN YOU SUPPORT US AS FILM MAKERS

YOU SUPPORT MORE THAN A CREATIVE PROJECT

YOU SUPPORT HUNDREDS OF HOURS

OF FAILURES & EXPERIMENTATION

YOU ARE SUPPORTING DAYS, WEEKS

& MONTHS OF FRUSTRATION & WRITING

AND VERY FEW MOMENTS OF JOY

YOU’RE NOT JUST SUPPORTING A THING

YOU’RE SUPPORTING A PEICE OF HEART

AN ENDEAVOUR TO CREATE SOMETHING TRULY ORIGINAL

A REBUTTAL TO THE PORNIFICATION OF SEX

MIST IMPORTANTLY, YOU’RE BUYING US AS FILM MAKERS

MORE TIME TO COMPLETE THIS PROJECT

AND HAVE IT SEEN AT MOMA IN NEW YORK

AND THE TATE MODERN IN LONDON AS ART

PLEASE CONSIDER BECOMING A PATRON

AND SUPPORTING EXPERIMENTAL FILM MAKING

This link does not work by the way. Although I agree that you should have this in every film from now on.

I HAVE A THREE PART PLAN FOR DEALING WITH REJECTION

1. PLANES REPRESENT REVENGE

2. TRAINS REPRESENT RATIONALISATION

3. BIKES REPRESENT THE RIDICULOUS OF LIFE

PART THREE: BIKES!

TOM SEGURA | NOT NORMAL | BIKES!

CREDITS

EPILOGUE 

I HEAR SCREAMING COMING FROM YOUR HEART

That is just too many onions in my risotto.

GETTING GODS ATTENTION FOR BEING BAD

IS BETTER THAN GETTING NO ATTENTION AT ALL

MAYBE GOD’S HATE IS BETTER THAN HIS INDIFFERENCE

WHICH IS WORSE, HELL OR NOTHING?

• TYLER DURDEN (BRAD PITT) FIGHT CLUB

COPYRIGHT NOTICE

You should be able to show what you want. You should be able to say what you want. 

We live in a world where there is always someone else who has a view on what is acceptable to see/hear/do. 

Bravo to the soldiers (Major Missy) who lead the battle against such foe. 

Keep joy in your life.

Alan