Script review by Alan Rogers in London
MY PU$$Y TA$TE$ LIKE JU$TICE
| THIS 250 FILM PROJECT WAS CONCEIVED BECAUSE OF ONE INCIDENT In the video, you take off your shorts. I HAD A MEETING WITH AN EXECUTIVE AT GOOGLE AND AT LUNCH HE ASKED IF HE COULD WATCH ME MASTURBATE Rude. I THINK THE PROBLEM STARTED WHEN I SAID YES What problem? You perceive you have a problem, when clearly the person who asked you to pleasure yourself in front of him is the bigger pervert. I DID IT RIGHT THERE IN THE CAFE FOR HIM I hope you washed your hands. ONLY HE COULD SEE BUT I WOULDN’T BE SO DISCREET THE NEXT TIME Implying that this happened again. OR THE TIME AFTER THAT So is this a thing? I have not heard of this. You meet someone at a cafe and polish the pearl for their pleasure? I assume his needs were taken care of? Else this is just an erotic show for him that will leave him wanting to bust a nut somewhere. Sorry to be so crude. THESE FILMS WERE DESIGNED TO DECONSTRUCT MY BROKEN SEXUALITY TO UNDERSTAND WHY I DID SUCH THINGS Perhaps I have missed the point then. It seems quite plausible. I have always thought these films were a semi-autobiographical account of a woman with a high libido, making beautiful essays that provoke and stimulate the viewers consience by describing a journey into the dark places of the soul. But to confess some of the darkest secrets must be cathartic; I may have even used that word once or twice before when describing your words. $E7EN YEAR$ OF DEBAUCHERY We all masturbate. At least I hope we do. I feel sorry for those who don’t. They are missing out on one of life’s small compensations. But we mainly do it in privacy. To do so in public would be debauchery in most minds I guess. Why the dollar signs? Does that signify you were being paid to wank in public? $TART$ WITH A QUE$TION WHAT’$ IN THE BOX? Let’s see. A Lovesense vibrator? Ben-Wa balls? 2.15 PM 1st January 2013 Yep seven years ago. THIS WHOLE PROJECT STARTED I wonder when I jumped on board? Must have been shortly after I guess. I can’t remember. I wish I had those emails still. WITH THIS CONVERSATON I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING IN MY HEAD MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME? Is this you talking or the Google Executive? WHEN A PERSON IS INSANE, AS YOU CLEARLY ARE DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE INSANE? Good question. But if you can understand the question you already know the answer. OR DO YOU JUST SIT AROUND NAKED ALL DAY READING PSYCHOLOGY MONTHLY WHILE LETTING MEN WATCH YOU MASTURBATE That does sound crazy when you put it like that. DO YOU STOP OCCASIONALLY AND SAY TO YOURSELF ‘WOW. IT IS AMAZING HOW REALLY CRAZY I AM’. No but you may get turned on with humiliation, and that sexual urge could make you do things that sound crazy. Anecdote time: I was told a (unsubstantiated) story in my youth (by someone who claimed to have been there) of a beautiful actress who got involved with a gangster from the West End of London. She came into the pub where he (and the story teller) was drinking asking him to come home. The pub almost stopped to watch as she was famous and instantly recognisable. He told her to beg on her knees. And while she was knelt before him, he whipped his cock out and pissed in her face. Apparently she took it without shame, and they left together. True or not; I don’t know. But it makes a good story. And like your films it was told to me as truth. But taken out of context it sounds crazy. IS THAT WHAT YOU DO? Everybody questions themselves sometimes. Including their sanity. OR DID YOUR MOTHER MAKE YOU DO IT? Did your mother make you do what? OR DID DRUGS MAKE YOU DO IT? Drugs can make you do lots of doubtful things. OR DID JODIE FOSTER MAKE YOU DO IT? This is an interesting cultural reference, that I do not get. Witness? Where she was raped? DOPAMINE DISREGULATION MADE ME DO IT Blame it on my ADHD? BRAD PITT TO KEVIN SPACEY YOU’RE NO MESSIAH. YOU’RE NO MOVIE OF THE WEEK. YOUR A FUCKING T-SHIRT AT BEST. How prophetic. If said back in 2013. KEVIN SPACEY TO BRAD PITT I AM HUGELY OVERRATED SE7EN DIRECED BY DAVID FINCHER I can’t claim to have seen this film. Sorry. I DIDN’T CARE THAT HIS GAZE DROPPED DEEP INTO THE MAN-TRAP CAVITY THAT I OWNED ‘Hey, buster, the face is up here’ BECAU$E MI$$Y JUBILEE HAD A HAPPY HOLE Hmm. Again, not quite grasping something here. Perhaps I need to watch the film. ART IS ALL THAT IS LEFT IF YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS BROKEN Not true. You cannot create art if your moral compass is broken (In my opinion). WHEN ALL THE CURRENT REASONS – MORAL, ESTHETIC, RELIGIOUS, SOCIAL AND SO ON – NO LONGER GUIDE ONE’S LIFE, HOW CAN ONE SUSTAIN LIFE WITHOUT SUCCUMBING TO NOTHINGNESS? We live for the now. The pleasure in watching the sunset. In feeling baked Alaska drip down your throat, In winning at anything. And of course lots of orgasms. THIS HAS BEEN A FILM ABOUT OPTIONS WHEN IT COMES TO SEX GO HARD OR GO VEGAN Vegan? THE FUTURE SEX LOVE ART PROJECT 250 FACETS OF ONE SEXUAL PERSONA OVER 25 YEARS IN 250 SHORT FILMS Indeed. PULL A LITTLE VENOM OUT OF AN OLD WOUND Let’s do better than that. Let’s put things straight. MY PU$$Y TA$TE$ LIKE JU$TICE Another odd statement that I am confused by. I assume there is a twinge of revenge in there somewhere. The world is a fucked up place and we seem to be living through strange times. Your films are beautiful escapism in the form of libertarian sexuality described in poetry accompanied by an amazing soundtrack over shots of a beautiful naked body. I am humbled to be a part of your club. It is right to question everything. Shine on you crazy diamond. Please take care and live well. Alan |