Missy Jubilee. 049. Schlong

Rob Murdoch

I can't imagine the number of unsolicited "dick pics" you have received since "Schlong" was released. Oh, and thanks for altering the way that I perceive the Rolling Stones from now on. Thanks. Also, the US Gov't has decreed that I am officially fucked-up (only has taken nearly 10 years!), and they have started paying me disability. Why should you give a flying monkey fuck? Well, I can now afford to be a sponsor, which I will begin doing once I get the electronic funds accounts talking. Just so you know, I HATE people, I HATE traffic, I HATE cities, I HATE being cornered, but I will go to the MOMO to be a part of you exhibit. I will be VERY uncomfortable and crawling out of my skin, but I'll do it, as you deserve all the support we can give.