I'm Missy Jubilee. And I have too many penises.

Sometimes I really think I should be in advertising, and not boobie flashing. Is that a killer strapline or what?

Anyway, yes, I have too many penises, so I've put them all out on show under the 'naked' tab. Click on 'penises'. It pretty self explanatory. Does anyone know what a large group of penises is called? A gaggle. A flock?. A herd?. Don't know, but I'm sure there is a word. Anyway, it's Thursday and it's penis day. Yay. I think.

Seriously, if this is what I become famous for - someone shoot me.