Chain'D

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Chain'D

Don't mess with the wow

Slut (noun). Woman who likes sex as much as a man

Man, what is that?

What a good question

Can't wait to watch life tear you apart

sexual submission triptych

Part 3

Let's go

A real life journey into the mind of a female sexual deviant

Background

We have discussed

On a number of occasions

Evolution of you

Discussions have been

Inconclusive

Conclusive

A pyscho porn trait

Remixed by Missy Jubilee

Undressing by Missy Jubilee

4, 3, 2, 1

Make some........

Films

short film by Missy Jubilee

How about another true slut story?

Episode 24 of 250

And on that note, let's get back to the program

Not an obssesion

A very measured, nuanced approach

I think

Chain'D

The dark side of the beast

Got it. On my way

What do you fantasize about Missy?

Punishment, chains, handcuffs, collars. Being submissive.

That sort of thing.

Why do you want to be punished?

Because I'm wrong

And I deserve it

Wrong?

I was always told that my sexuality was wrong

By who?

My parents?

Since when?

Since forever

Why did they think your sexuality was wrong?

They caught me reading books about sex when I was 8

How did you process their reaction?

Guilt. Shame. Embarrassment. Judgement

I couldn't stop thinking about sex

One voice in my head said I was evil

One voice said I deserved to be punished

One voice said I was weird

And one voice agreed with everything said

That I was evil. Weird. Deserved to be punished

And that voice wanted me to be punished

As much as possible

And I would would enjoy every minute of it

Because I deserved it.

I was a bad girl

Because I thought about sex

What happened then?

So I began to have sex in my head

And be punished for having that sex

All in my head.

From the age of 8.

Every day

For 24 years

That's 8760 days and counting

Sex, anger, resentment & revenge.

All rolled up in one autoerotic psychosis

I don't think it will ever stop

I'm not sure I want it to stop

It's all I know

The neural pathways have been formed

I am chained to my synapses

My hands are tied with regard to this matter

Literally

One insignificant event 24 years ago. To this

It is fascinating how the brain processes events in our lives

I really only admitted this obsession last year

It was hidden in my denial behind the sofa.

Deep deep down

For a long long time

Is there anything else you feel you should be punished for?

Maybe one other thing

My brother has Downs Syndrome.

When I was 10 years old

I tried to kill him but failed

Did I really just say that?

Lookover there. Dancing!

That was some great dancing

Sure was

I wish I could dance like that

You know what they say

You can't dance

You can't fuck

Who says that?

I read it on the internet

By the way, who are you

Just a voice in your head

Which one?

The dead one

Soundbytes used in this film from:

Salinger Directed by Shane Salerno

Rumsfeld. Directed by Errol Morris

Stoker. Directed by Chan Wook Park

Oblivion. Directed byJoseph Kosinski

Dancing. Making Tracks. Chicago Footwork

Music 1. BRCKS Heisenberg

Music 2. Neon Stereo. Wahzoo Mix

Music 3. Dark Phunk - Everyday

Music 4. 2 Elements. Tell me boy

Music 5. Jim white - The Wrong Kind of Love

Director. Cinematograher

Max Jubilee

Producer. Editor. Sound Designer. Writer. Slut

Missy Jubilee

The Future Love Sex Art Projekt

Welcome to my mind

www.missyjubilee.com

Say my name

Heavy is as heavy does

Next episode

Flo with the Go. A postcard from the present

BONDAGE PHOTOS BY:

FETISHNATION.COM

CZIIKI

SOFTFOCUSIMAGES

E.J.MERRICK

CYPRIAN IMAGING

I worry that I killed the real me and I'm the evil stand-in

Or the punch line

 

 

Swooon

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Synopsis: 

Sexual submission triptych part 2

Swooon

2006

She's of age. 

Of age for what? 

He said:

Come here and take your clothes off and all your little worries.

He said: 

Come here and take your clothes off and all your painful yesterday's

He said:

Come here and take your clothes off.

So I did. 

Have we met?

I believe we have

Fuck. 

Six years is a long time

Eventually some thundercloud of progress sends a storm to swamp ones perfect pretentious palace of a past.

Karma. Now with 42.7% more bittersweetness. 

Slow conversations with my obsessions meant more to me than anything I'd ever said to anyone before 1st March 2006

Are you entertained? 

Are you not entertained! 

Is this not why you are here! 

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.  

She exists. 

Satan? 

Oh, I'm sorry sir. 

It's not a tumor. 

It's not a tumor at all

END

Intro: Stoker soundbyte

Main/credits: Whistle. Jeremie Bellomo

 

Vaginarama

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Sexual submission triptych part 1

In his lectures to young communists in Germany during the rise of Hitler and the Nazis, psychologist Wilhelm Reich theorized that the suppression of sexuality was essential to an authoritarian government.

Without the imposition of antisexual morality, he believed, people would be free from shame and would trust their own sense of right and wrong… Half a century later, how many women do you know who have no shame about their sexuality?

I know very few. 

I am not one of them

I am not in the business

of denying simple truths

about myself

It is dangerous to play it safe

Where? 

Here

Metaphorically speaking

END

Intro: BRCKS Hiesenberg

Main: Handsome Furs. What about Us

Credits: Icona Pop. I don't care (suicide sequence)

 

H.2.OH

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H.2. OH. 

Drowning in my earliest sexual memory. 

A psycho porn trait 

Push. Pull.

Artist. Blank canvas.

Composer. Silence.

Writer. Empty memories. 

The blanks have to be filled in.

These videos are for re-opening closed cases and re-investigating old memories. I can only do that if I acknowledge I don't have definite answers of certain things that may have happened. Not every blank is logically explicable. What can't be understood, for now at least, I will just have to accept.

My first memory of my sexuality was at the age of 4 in a pool with a family friend. He was 16. This is not memory about child molestation. Just in case you were wondering. But it is an important memory nonetheless. And I am very clear on how confused I am about it.

I remember being embraced and that everyone, including my parents, their friends and my brother,  was looking and laughing at us. I felt so self-conscious being touched by him because I was ashamed of the thoughts I was thinking about touching him. There. But I clearly remember wanting to.

My earliest memory. My oldest memory. And it weighs heavily, because I don't know why I thought it,  and I don't know why I remember it.

At that moment, I knew I shouldn't be thinking what I was thinking, and that no-one must ever know what I was thinking. 

On that day 28 years ago, my first dirty little secret was born. There isn't one way to experience being 4 years old. 

Only one other person knew that about me, before I made this film. Truthful art explains some of it. Glutton for shame the rest. 

When I think about it now, I am so confused that I was feeling sexual shame at such a young age.

I can think of 2 possibilities that explain the thought I had. 

1. Something happened before this memory.  On that I see dark shadows, have suspicions but no clear memory yet. No matter how hard I try. And I am very conscious of grabbing something/anything to explain everything.

Right now I am inclined to suspect the 2nd possibility which could be more troubling. Maybe I perversely sexualised myself at a young age because I view being sexual as the only component of my self worth and self identity.

Therefore who am I without shame. 

Somehow.

Not the same.

 


 

Naked Soul

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Transcript kindly provided by Bernie Glynn

Episode 18 NAKED SOUL

SOMETIMES I WRESTLE WITH MY BOOBIES

RELEASE 18 OF 250 SHORT FILMS

THE EVENTS PORTRAYED IN THIS FILM ARE TRUE

THEY HAPPENED 13 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS 19

THEY HAVE BEEN RECREATED HERE FOR THE PURPOSE OF THE NARRATIVE

THE NUDITY IS REAL

FOR THOSE OF YOU FOLLOWING THESE STORIES CHRONOLOGICALLY, THIS VIDEO LOOKS AT THE TWO WEEKS FOLLOWING THE EVENTS DEALT WITH IN THE VIDEO ‘CREAM’D’.

I WOULD RECOMMEND WATCHING ‘CREAM’D’ BEFORE WATCHING NAKED SOUL TO UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT OF THESE TWO WEEKS AND THIS VIDEO.

NOVEMBER 2000, AUSTRALIA

Slut (noun). woman who likes sex as much as a man

MISSY JUBILEE

THE CREATIVE CRUMPET

ANOTHER TRUE SLUT STORY

N A K E D  S O U L

THE BEACH WHERE I GREW UP

DURING THE TWO WEEKS AFTER CREAM’D

I SPENT EVERY DAY

AT THE BEACH

NAKED

BUT THIS TIME WAS DIFFERENT

MY LITTLE BRAIN FIGURED OUT

IF I WALKED ALONG THE BEACH

NAKED

MORE PEOPLE WOULD SEE ME

INSIGHTFUL HUH…

I IMPRESS MYSELF SOMETIMES

BUT DURING THESE TWO WEEKS

I LEARNED SOMETHING

ABOUT MY SEXUALITY

AND IT’S SERIOUSLY WEIRD

WEIRDER THAN SUNTAN CREAM

MUCH WEIRDER

MASTURBATION

WITHOUT ANY VAGINA TOUCHING

WHO’S A CLEVER GIRL THEN

SO HERE’S THE GO

WHEN I WOULD WALK ALONG THE BEACH

UNDRESSING

ALONG THE WAY

ENJOYING THE ATTENTION

AND LET ME TELL YOU

THAT SHIT WILL MAKE THIS GIRL HORNY

IT WAS AMAZING

HOW MANY BOYS NEEDED TO GO FOR A SWIM

IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE YELLED ‘SURF’S UP’

BUT THAT’S PROBABLY NOT WHAT THEY YELLED…

ANYWAY, I DIGRESS

LOTS OF GUYS WANTED TO CHAT

AND LOTS ASKED ME IF I HAD THE TIME

SERIOUSLY, DO I LOOK LIKE I WEAR A WATCH?

BUT WHILE ALL OF THIS WAS GOING ON

I HAD A VERY STRANGE FEELING

BETWEEN MY LEGS

LIKE SOMEONE HAD LIT A BUSHFIRE DOWN THERE

WHAT I DID NEXT SURPRISED ME

I GRABBED MY BREASTS

AND IT FELT GOOD

VERY FUCKING GOOD LET ME TELL YOU

EXCUSE MY FRENCH

IT WAS INSANE

LIKE SOMEONE HAD DROPPED

A HELL BOUND THERMO NUCLEAR BOMB

A BOTTLE OF PSEUDO SURREAL PORN

INTO THAT BUSHFIRE

IT WAS ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD

THIS STARTED 12 YEARS

OF ME PLAYING WITH MY BREASTS

WHY?

IT TURNS ME ON

I AN ORGASM DOING IT

IT MAKES ME HAPPY

IT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE

BOYS LOVE IT. DUH

IT MAKES ME FEEL LOVED

I KNOW. WEIRD

OH, I FORGOT

I HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE BREAST HELD

AT NIGHT

OTHERWISE I CAN’T SLEEP

IS THAT ENOUGH REASONS?

I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS IS NORMAL

PROBABLY NOT

I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANOTHER GIRL TALK ABOUT THIS

AND I HAVE NEVER BROUGHT IT UP

HOW WOULD I EVEN START THAT CONVERSATION?

BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS ONE QUESTION

IF YOU WERE A GIRL, WOULDN’T YOU?

I REST MY CASE YOUR HONOUR

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT YOU IN ANY SITUATION IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE STUPIDITY OF YOUR ACTIONS – ANDY WARHOL

MUSIC INTRO/WITHOUT ME/EMINEM VS SURVIVOR

MUSIC INTRO/JUMANJI/J-TRICK

MUSIC/THE SOFT PACK/ANSWER TO YOURSELF

MUSIC OUTRO/RAXON/STANTON/KOLOMBO REMIX

PRODUCER/EDITOR/WRITER/SOUND DESIGN/SLUT MISSY JUBILEE

THE FUTURE LOVE SEX ART PROJEKT

A TRUE LIFE JOURNEY INTO THE MIND OF A FEMALE SEXUAL DEVIANT

WWW.MISSYJUBILEE.COM

SOMETIMES..

WE HAVE..

ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY..

THERE’S SOMETHING INSIDE US..

THAT IS SO HIDEOUS..

AND MONSTROUS..

THAT IF WE SEARCH IT OUT..

WE WON’T BE ABLE TO STAND TO LOOK AT IT..

IT IS WHEN WE ARE WILLING..

TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH THAT DEMON..

THAT WE CAN SEE OUR ANGELS. – HUBERT SELBY JUNIOR – LAST EXIT TO BROOKLYN

VANITY THY NAME IS INSANITY – AUTHOR UNKNOWN

 

Naked Soul Preview

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Transcript kindly provided by Bernie Glynn

Episode 017 NAKED SOUL PREVIEW

Slut (noun). woman who likes sex as much as a man

MISSY JUBILEE

THE CREATIVE CRUMPET

ANOTHER TRUE SLUT STORY

NAKED SOUL

COMING NEXT WEEK

 

Missyland

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Transcript kindly provided by Bernie Glynn

Episode 016 - Missyland

Slut (noun). woman who likes sex as much as a man

MISSY JUBILEE

ANOTHER TRUE SLUT STORY

MISSYLAND

THE MADONNA / WHORE COMPLEX

1988 TWELVE YEARS BEFORE ‘1st ORGASM’

HELLO MISSY

HELLO……

WHATEVER YOU ARE

I’M THE FEMALE VERSION OF THE MADONNA/WHORE COMPLEX

I WILL LIVE IN YOUR BRAIN UNDIAGNOSED FOR THE NEXT 24 YEARS

WILL I ENJOY IT?

OF COURSE. NOT. MAYBE.

THAT’S NOT FOR ME TO SAY

YOU WILL HAVE STRANGE MEMORIES THOUGH

GOOD & BAD

YOU’RE MYSTERIOUS. TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU

WELL, OFFICIALLY THERE IS NOT SUCH THING AS A FEMALE MADONNA/WHORE COMPLEX

I LIKE TO KEEP IT ON THE LOW DOWN

COVER MY TRACKS. SO TO SPEAK

SO I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE MALE VERSION. OK?

I’M ALL EARS HOMEBOY

IN FREUDIAN PSYCHOANALYSIS, A MADONNA/WHORE COMPLEX IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL COMPLEX THAT IS SAID TO DEVELOP EXCLUSIVELY IN THE HUMAN MALE.

THE COMPLEX OFTEN DEVELOPS WHEN THE MALE SUFFERER IS RAISED BY A COLD AND DISTANT MOTHER.

SUCH A MAN WILL OFTEN COURT SOMEONE WITH QUALITIES OF HIS MOTHER, HOPING TO FULFILL A NEED FOR INTIMACY UNMET IN CHILDHOOD.

OFTEN THE WIFE BEGINS TO BE SEEN AS A MOTHER TO THE HUSBAND – A “MADONNA” FIGURE – AND THUS NOT A POSSIBLE OBJECT OF SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

FOR THIS REASON, IN THE MIND OF THE SUFFERER, LOVE AND SEX CANNOT BE MIXED, AND THE MAN IS RELUCTANT TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH HIS WIFE, FOR THAT, HE THINKS SUBCONSCIOUSLY, WOULD BE INCEST.

HE WOULD RESERVE SEXUALITY OF “BAD” OR “DIRTY” WOMEN, AND WILL NOT DEVELOP NORMAL FEELINGS OF LOVE IN THESE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS.

AN OVER-TENACIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL HOLD BY THE MOTHER OVER HER SON IS AN IMPORTANT FACTOR IN THE CAUSE

NOW TAKE THAT AND REVERSE IT FOR A FEMALE.

YOUR BRAIN WILL EXPLODE IF YOU TRY

THAT’S WHAT I HAVE?

YOU HAVE THE FEMALE VERSION

YOU SAID THERE WASN’T A FEMALE VERSION

EXACTLY

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

NEITHER DOES WHAT IT’S CALLED

WHAT’S IT CALLED?

M I S S Y L A N D

YOU’LL LOVE IT HERE

TRUST ME

IT’LL BE LIKE A HOME AWAY FROM YOU

MISSY JUBILEE

THE CREATIVE CRUMPET

MUSIC/SUPERHEROES/DRUGS & CHOICES

MUSIC 2/LARRY STYLEZ/I LIKE MY BASS PHAT

MUSIC OUTRO/JOHNNY CASH/HURT

PRODUCER/EDITOR/SOUND DESIGN/WRITER/SLUT MISSY JUBILEE

FEEDING THE MONSTER FRESH WANDERLUST AS IT EATS MY ORGASMS

WWW.MISSYJUBILEE.COM

THE FUTURE LOVE SEX ART PROJEKT

MY LIFE AS A FEMALE SEXUAL DEVIANT

YOU CAN SAY I’M DESPERATE

EVEN CALL ME PERVERTED

BUT YOU’LL SAY I’M A DOG

WHEN I LEAVE YOU

FUCKING DESERTED

-ME SO HORNY / 2 LIVE CREW

WHEN I LEAVE YOU

KISS ME. I’M A SLUT

YOU CAN’T EVER LEAVE ME MISSY

BECAUSE I’M YOU

FOREVER

WELCOME TO MISSYLAND

SLUT IS MY BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD

COMING SOON: VAGINARAMA

HELLO MISSY

MY NAME IS THE NAKED MAN WITH NO FACE

REMEMBER ME?

 

H.2.OH.NO

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Transcipt kindly provided by Bernie Glynn

015 H.2.OH.NO

The dawn of my sadness is rising

Sin (disabiguation)

A morally wrong act

A preview of H.2.OH & Showerlust

Slut (noun). A woman who likes sex as much as a man.

Coming soon

From the creative crumpet

Another true slut story

When you go to the pool

Be aware of what lurks underwater………. Me

H.2.OH

Have you sinned?

I have

But no-one lost an eye or anything

What was lost?

Me

My sexual schizophrenia started the day after H.2.OH

Never again would I be one person

Two halves at war

Nice me. And slut me

Living my life in sexual stereo

But everything was out of tune

Nice me and slut me fought to the death

While

I descended

Into a darkness

Of perversion

It was never a fair fight between nice me & slut me

Nice me fights like a girl

Slut me is a metric fuck ton of weapons grade crazy

With no remorse

Or conscience

This shit is about to get real

I used to think if i died in an evil place my sould wouldn’t be able to make it to heaven

But now

Fuck

Coming soon

And by soon i mean maybe next week

The prequel to h.2.oh

Showerlust

The last days of innocence

Things we don’t remember when they ask us when we did the things that we learned we shouldn’t do again

These are just words in a bubble

Music/ben pearce/what i might do

Music outro/wake owl/wild country

Music is my boyfriend. Film is my bitch. Words are what’s left

The future love sex art projekt

A true life journey into the mind of a sexual deviant

Looking for me

A place to bury the shame

For those born under the sign of pain

Is all a sinner needs in her….

Name

The creative crumpet

Someone once asked me ‘who are you?’

I couldn’t answer that because of the fear of my truth

My truth is i’m a twisted sexual pervert

This is one of 250 short films

That will painfully document this period of my life

Because i am not proud of who i am

And i do not seek to condone or glorify what i have done

I just seek to understand

Why

Producer/editor/writer/sound design/slut missy jubilee

Goodbye nice me

I’ll miss you

Lighting the fire to the ghetto of my broken mind

Hey you naked girl. No fires in here. Don’t you know the rules?

This baby is going to burn to dust

Fuck

What was lost?

Fuck

Me

 

H.2.OH Tease 2.0

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Transcript kindly provided by Bernie Glynn

013 H.2.OH Tease 2.0

Its all about the wetness

Facebook messages received from a 38 year old woman from Singapore over a 24 hour period

Missy jubilee i will fuck you up

I read your stories

Not cool

Your stories make no sense

They are immature

Cat got your tongue?

Died?

I do not appreciate my boyfriend giving u his photo for your site

Nothing to say to that?

Oi cunt

I’m talking to you

Are you that much of a coward

I can and will destroy you

You seem more fucked up than you already are

You embarrass yourself with your writing

Cunt

I will fuck you up

Slut (noun). A woman who likes sex as much as a man.

Missy jubilee

Coming soon

From the creative crumpet

Another true slut story

Strung up on the cross of vulgarity

Again

H.2.OH

Its all about the wetness

And erotic art with bass arse beats

To pussificate your deviant mind

Sometimes in life

You learn lessons

That you hold onto for the rest of your life

Standing naked in a pool talking to my boss and all the male senior managers at my first company christmas pool party

Not the best career decision i’ve ever made

I wonder what my school career counsellor would have said.

He probably would have said

Sweetheart, put your clothes on

Pppppfffffttttt…

That’s no fun for anyone

H.2.OH

Coming soon

Missy jubilee

The creative crumpet

Creating primal erotic feasts of caligulian proportions

Music/macklemore & ryan lewis/u can’t hold us

Remixed by missy jubilee

The strung up on the cross of vulgarity remix

Music intro/Sabina/Tabarly

Music outro/Slyd/!!!

Producer/editor/sound design/slut/Missy Jubilee

The future love sex art projekt

My life as a female sexual deviant

Notorious by name

Notorious by nature

H.2.OH Tease 1.0

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Transcipt kindly supplied by Bernie Glynn

012 H.2.OH Tease 1.0

What happens in the pool stays in the pool

Slut (noun). A woman who likes sex as much as a man.

Missy Jubilee

Coming soon

Another true slut story

H.2.OH

What happens in the pool should stay in the pool

You should not do this at a work Christmas party

I did when i was 19

So there’s that

Producer/editor/slut Missy Jubilee

Resisting the obvious at every opportunity

Music

Mousse T vs the Dandy Warhols

Horny as a Dandy

The future love sex art projekt

My life as a female sexual deviant

Diving even deeper into my sordid past

H.2.OH. Coming soon

 

Cream'D

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Transcript kindly provided by Bernie Glynn

Cream’D

I liked the attention

What girl wouldn’t

Cover the children’s eyes. Suntan cream is about to be a splashing

Slut (noun) : a woman who likes sex as much as a man

Always cream’d

A true slut story

Born a girl with a man’s brain

And a woman’s body

Missy jubilee

As herself

For those of you who watched my video ‘1st orgasm’…..

You know about the naked man with no face

One chance meeting

Has corrupted the core of my being

Making me the slut i am today

Not that i’m complaining…

Cause that’s how i roll

I have to tell you……

I have developed what psychologists might call…

An unhealthy obsession with suntan cream

Quite an indecent obsession

It’s pretty weird

Even by my standards

And you know what they are

It’s not the suntan cream itself

But what it allows you to do

This film deals with how that obsession started…

15 years ago

I noticed boys

Staring

When i rubbed it on my

Breasts

When i was topless

I liked the attention

What girl wouldn’t?

Each time after the first

I would do it longer

I would do it slower

And i would watch their reactions more

And then i started sunbathing naked

Oh boy

What a ruckus that caused

Not like a riot…

More like brains exploding

As they watched me

Rub the cream

Between my legs

Sometimes that could take

Up to 15 minutes

This girl likes to be thorough

When it comes to being sun safe

I love how it makes my skin look after swimming

Especially when i walk out of the water naked

*** it makes (it/me?) Feel all shiny and slinky and sexy

Everybody watching seems to appreciate it too

But that was never going to be enough for a girl like me

You’ve heard the story about icarus flying too close to the sun?

That’s me and getting attention

Except i fly straight into the sun

I always say if you’re going to do something…

Do it to excess

More is always better isn’t it?

Sure it is

So i started approaching the boys that were watching me

And asked them to rub the suntan cream on my back

What?

My arms aren’t that long

I need help

Sunburn is not something to be taken lightly

I would choose what group of boys i would approach

Based on how animated they were

The most excited group won……. Me.

I would walk straight up to them with nothing but suntan cream and a smile

I would stand right in front of them about a metre away

Close enough to touch

I would look them all in the eye

And all i would see in their faces was…

Hell

Yeah!

It makes me feel good to make people happy

Sometimes one would volunteer

Sometimes two

Sometimes everyone would volunteer

That was always fun

Lots of eager hands over my back & bottom

It’s nice that people are so helpful when a girl is all by herself

I would stand around and talk to then for a bit

They would always be quite friendly

Everyone would always be up for a chat

And then i would ask if i could lay with them

I

Would

Never

Get

A

No

I just seem to have a knack for meeting friendly people

I would walk back and get my towel

Making sure they got a good opportunity to check out my ass as i walked away

I’m very thoughtful like that

I would make sure i lay right in the middle of everyone

So everyone could get a good look

I’m an equal opportunity slut

But everytime, something strange would always happen after 20 minutes

Everyone would be arranged in a perfect circle around me, with me in the middle

Which was fine, since i was lying on my front

Everytime someone seated at me feet spoke to me

I would twist around to talk to them

I think it’s rude not to be looking at people when you speak to them

So it was easier for everyone if i lay on my back propped up on my elbows

Much better

I could see everyone and everyone could see me

But i had to be careful

Because lying around naked in front of 10 boys for two hours

Will make a girl very horny. Very horny. And it did.

So much so, that i was conscious of the wetness i could feel

Between my legs

But i don’t think they noticed. Much ……

Maybe just a little

And this was the day that determined my whole slutty future

Because this was the first time

I understood what excited me

And it was this….

The fascination on their faces when they looked at me

And that fascination would drive me

To push the boundaries of my research into my exhibitionism

Beyond the limits of what was socially acceptable

Because i had no limits

None at all

My advice to you?

If you are going to the beach, protect yourself

From me

A message from the skin cancer council of australia

Be sunsafe this summer

Slip. Slap. Slut.

Missy jubilee

The creative crumpet

Erotic art with bass arse beats to pussificate your deviant mind

Music/retox/while i tox

Remixed by missy jubilee

The smacking around the pad number 12 bitch remix

Producer/editor/slut missy jubilee

Keeping the intellectual minds cranking baby

Most creative e-mails received this week

“dam grrrl, i wanna git freakyy wit-chu!”

“in my next life, i want to be a rock on your beach”

“keep the spank bank train a-cumming”

Weirdest e-mail received this week

“let me fuk you and i’ll cum so hard it will shoot out your nose”

The future love sex art projekt

Bonus footage: 4 views. 1 shot

This is some dope handheld camera work homeboy

Respect your mad skillz

X

Yeah baby

Sex as form vs function

 

Cream'D Tease

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Transcript kindly provided by Bernie Glynn

Before the cream comes the tease

SLUT (NOUN). A WOMAN WHO LIKES SEX AS MUCH AS A MAN.

CELEBRATE THIS EASTER MONDAY WITH A SLUT

CREAM’D

A TRUE SLUT STORY

MISSY JUBILEE

15 MINUTES OF EROTIC ART WITH BASS ARSE BEATS TO PUSSIFICATE YOUR DEVIANT MIND

COMING SOON

MISSY JUBILEE’S FIRST LONG FORM VIDEO

CREAM’D

MUSIC/FABIO GIANELLI/MAINTAIN

REMIXED BY MISSY JUBILEE

THE PHATT GANGSTAAA REMIX

 

 

Slutomatic Vol. 1

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Transcipt kindly supplied by Bernie Gylnn

DEEPILICIOUS GLAMCORE

This is not your father’s porn

Syntagmatical erotica

huh?

kick it

What is this shit? Where’s my porn?

Settle homeboy. You’ll have a heart attack.

Being a slut is way like hitting the lottery, but better. e-mail received from 35 year old female, Los Angeles

Slut as art

Keeping sluttiness classy since……..forever

“I think you might be a slut”

You think?

 

1st Orgasm

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Transcript kindly provided by Bernie Gylnn

“If your so hot to trot, what the fuck is a dumb slut bimbo like you doing online. Sluts like you don’t have any self esteem. You turn men into damaged goods” e-mail received from a 25 year old female from QLD 13th March 2013

“What you do is pure art” e-mail from a 54 year old male from Germany 14th March 2013

“Let other people decide if they love or hate your art. And while they’re deciding, make more art” Andy Warhol

The following is an actual event that happened to me at the age of 18.*

I think that this is ground zero for my sluttiness.

I’m pretty sure it all started here.

The scene has been re-created for the purpose of continuing the exposition of my perversion that has been addressed in my videos to date.

If you are coming to this video cold, I highly recommend watching my previous videos for context.

I hope this provides some insight into who I am, why I am – and why those videos exist.

Who are you Missy Jubilee?

I am a pervert

I am a deviate

I am fucked in the head

Why?

The naked man with no face

Let all the little secrets out sweetheart

1997

A beach near where I grew up

3.20pm on a Thursday afternoon

Every afternoon I would escape from the world…. and just be by myself for a couple of hours

I would meet the naked man with no face

Continue sweetheart….

While I was sunbathing topless, he walked straight up to me and asked if he could join me. He was naked.

What did you say?

Sure

Then?

We lay there and talked for two hours. But the whole time, I couldn’t stop staring at his penis

I have no idea what he looked like

Except that he had green eyes

They were special pretty eyes

The more I looked, the harder he got

The harder he got, the more I looked

I was turned on by his lack of shame or embarrassment

And his need to watch my body

Then he asked me to go for a swim, but he said “I’m naked and you’ve got bikini bottoms on, you should take them off and them we’re even”

Clever. Did you?

What do you think?

I’m the girl who can’t say no. Remember the undressing video?

Keep up with me homeboy

This was the first time I had even been naked on a beach, and it was the first time a man had seen me naked. The whole time he was watching me, I felt like I was coming. Which is really weird, because up to then, I had never had an orgasm.

The whole time we never touched each other

Really?

Well, not really. I let him rub suntan oil on me

Of course you did

He rubbed the oil on my breasts. He was quite diligent in making sure they were properly oiled. Especially my nipples.

And he brushed his hand over my vagina a couple of times. Actually, it was probably 4 times. No.No. It was 5 times. Maybe 6 times. I think it was 6 times. Could have been 7 times. I think I lost count.

More than a couple of times then?

Yes. A few more.

Did he try to have sex with you?

No. He just watched. And watched, and watched, and watched, and watched.

But in the end, I had to leave. So we said goodbye, and I walked back up the beach.

So I left him lying there with a hard-on

The end?

Not quite.

About 50 metres up the beach, I stopped and turned back to look at him.

….and?

He was lying there masturbating while watching me. And when he saw I was watching him, he came. And when I saw him come, my whole body convulsed. It was the first orgasm I ever had, and it was totally externally influenced.

In that moment, I realized what I was

Happy

Missy Jubilee

Slut (noun). A woman who thinks like a man.

Producer/editor/slut Missy Jubilee

Music/Murder by Death/Bang Bang

Remixed by Missy Jubilee

The Future Love Sex Art Projekt remix

 

Missylicious

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Release 04

Missylicious

What I do at the beach is everybody's business

Transcript kindly provided by Bernie Glynn.

 

Lots of people have asked me what nude beach I go to

I don’t go to nude beaches

I go to the beach and sunbathe nude

There’s and important difference

I like to shock people. It turns me on.

But no matter how quiet the beach is that I go to, as soon as I get naked, lots of guys seem to need to walk past me – very close.

So I like to give them something to brighten up their day as they walk past

It makes me feel wet feeling their eyes all over my body

By the time I leave the beach, I’m so horny I could explode

Welcome to my world

It’s a slut of a place

Slut Thang

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Transcript kindly supplied by Bernie Glynn

04 Slut Thang

The life of a slut isn’t all fairyfloss and moonbeams

Some days it’s just frustration, annoyance and rejection

Confused? Let me explain.

I go to the beach

I get naked

And as soon as I do, I start to feel horny, especially if I know people are watching me get undressed

And then I walk around for a bit, to make sure they get a good view

And then I put out my invitation to everyone watching or walking past

But somedays I don’t want to be watched

Somedays I want to be turned on by the danger of someone approaching me

But despite my best efforts, somedays no-one is up to the challenge I’m throwing out

Seriously people. Do you need a written invitation?

Today was one of those days

The slut in me was frustrated, annoyed and rejected

There’s always tomorrow I suppose….

 

Undress

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Transcript kindly supplied by Bernie Glynn

02 Undress

Last Sunday, I went to the hotel pool again….

One of the hotel guests said he had been watching me last Tuesday, and asked if it would be ok to film me as I got undressed.

I said sure, why not. As long as I can have a copy

This is that footage

I think my problem is that I can’t say no

I don’t think his wife was too impressed with me though.

She kept making ‘you’re such a slut’ faces at me

Oh well….

 

Pool Day

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Transcript kindly supplied by Bernie Glynn

My day off last Tuesday

Spent the whole day laying by the hotel pool naked

Hope the hotel guests didn’t mind