My mum saw my Boner

SuperBonerBoy: As God is my witness, this is a true story:
About 2 years ago, my very nice friend Laura was over at my place. She was my employer at the time, but she was really good looking (she moved away, though). I guess we were trying to spice up our business relationship, because she liked to come over here and get drunk sometimes. Anyway, she was drinking Vodka with me. One thing led to another… She was sitting down and I was standing up. I had my pants down, etc. Unfortunately, I had neglected to lock the front door, or even close it all the way. The next thing I know, my mom comes waltzing in, unannounced. I had a huge hard-on, and I was rubbing it on Laura's face. My mom got quite an eye-full, so she just turned on her heel and left. Some people might’ve been more embarrassed about it, but I just felt like: “Hey. This is who I am!”.