Theres an old english riddle that goes something like:
Question: Long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and goes in tarts, what am I?
I may be biased, but I feel your average John Thomas is not particularly photogenic. Although I admit he stands above the hairy nut sacks in the looks department. Pro tip: never be tempted to iron them.
Still each to their own, I say.... The vid promises a sizeable and beautifully presented package.