Welcome to the Peoples Republic of Penises
Below are a collection of penis photos sent me by men. Unrequested might I add. At first, I didn't know what to do with them. What does a girl do with a lot of photos of penises? Then I thought, why not make a big old penis montage. Surely this has been done before, and if it hasn't, some conceptual artists have been asleep at the wheel. I can not be the first person to think of this, but if I am - ka-ching-a-ling-a-ding!. Move over Andy Warhol, Missy coming through. But in case there is other penis montages out there, I'm going to create the biggest one ever - montage that is. I don't even know what I've got to beat (so many puns, so little time) but I figure I might as well get started
So to paraphrase Mark Antony in the play Julius Caesar:
Friends. Countrymen. Send me your penises.
p.s. a girls got to have a hobby, but I do worry about myself sometimes