We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this Emergency Broadcast Accouncement:
Late last evening, Porn King suffered from an apparent LSD Flashback to his pre-teen years brought on by his use of marijuanna. As a result of this Flashback Porn King's head was temporarily inserted in his ass. His head has been removed from his ass and he has returned to his level of "normal".
This was not an actual emergency. Had it been and Actual Emergency this notice would be followed by instructions on what do and where to go. Now...back to your regularly scheduled programming already in progress.